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Sunday, July 2nd, 2006
6:53 pm
lesik_baby Sorry, but the previous link about Britney was wrong. Here is correct one...
Monday, May 29th, 2006
1:42 pm

has anyone every noticed when you have a boyfriend, you always get hit on by other guys....i mean it is so annoying. Is this just me, or does it happen to everyone here????

current mood: curious

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Monday, January 16th, 2006
8:07 pm - i hate my period

ok so for like the past six months now i have been battling w/ my period. it comes way too early goes away for a week and is back for another few days....so basically i have my period two weeks out of the month. i went off of my birth control b/c i thought it might be due to the fact that i had been on it for so long...it didn't work....i'm still getting it way to often, and in my mind for getting it twice a month i have it way to heavy and am flowing to heavy. someone told me to take a lot of fiber pills to stop it but i don't personally like the idea...so i am thinking about going in to the doc and maybe going back on birth control....has anyone here used the depo shot as a form...if so did they bleed forever when they first went on it b/c my sister did for nine weeks, and i can't stand it for that long...it causes me to have a lot of yeast infections...any advice or opions would be greatly appericated....thanks in advance

current mood: sick

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Friday, January 6th, 2006
6:52 pm
summer_flowers i don't know about you, but this has been one hellish week
full of drama and way too much demands
and well, premier fitness sucks monkey balls
i hate it and i want to leave and i can't b/c they won't give me a refund ~ c---suckers

anyone else have a crazyass week besides me???
just checking to make sure it's not hormones or something

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Sunday, January 1st, 2006
3:28 pm - ...

Happy New Year babes!

Of course, my period started TODAY, like it was waiting till exactly the new year to go in for the kill.

Fucking bitch.

But.. happy new year anyway!

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Thursday, August 11th, 2005
3:44 pm - can't beleive it!

guys, I just can't believe anything like this was ever blogged!!! so comfortable to know that not just me and my five friends think:
FUCK PMS!!!! sounds almost like GIRLPOWER!

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Monday, July 18th, 2005
11:25 am

Hi, I am new .. just joined.

I think the concept of this site is awesome!!

You guys should check this out!!

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Tuesday, July 12th, 2005
2:08 am - tricyclin
summer_flowers pros and cons?
well i got boobs.yeaaaaaaaaahhhhhh for me.. a whole cup size.. now i'm sitting at a b+ or something like that depending on the bra

i'm spotting all the time
this sucks
and my boobs are bigger.
waiting til i get my period to see if its worth it.
i'm a bit bummed out and depressed
not too sure what that's about though...
but whatever
we'll have to wait and see

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Monday, July 11th, 2005
3:32 pm

I feel like there is something in me trying to rip its way out of my gut.
Yeah....I fucking hate the first day.
I take stuff and it doesn't do shit.
And I feel HUGE.
And I'm getting bitchy.


current mood: uncomfortable

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Tuesday, July 5th, 2005
2:31 pm - Help?

Hopefully no one gets upset about me writing about this in the community since I already tried to post about my problem in other communities but you guys all rock and I just need advice before I think it's something incredibly serious:

I'm a virgin, but lately, I have been bleeding in-between periods for more than half a year now, it doesn't hurt it just PISSES ME OFF that I have to deal with staining when it's not my time, wasting my tampons/pads. I'm not sure why this is happening, it didn't happen before, it did happen a year ago but it stopped, other than that, never. I'm worried that there might something terribly wrong with me, and everytime I try to go to the doctor, they can't check me because I am on "my period" at that time, they tried to do a pap smear but they couldn't because of that issue and I can't really book an appointment to get examined because I never know if I'm going to be "fluid-free" it's like...I only have one or two weeks off period then I have like two to three weeks with it! I'm so scared :( I don't know how I'll be normal again...

I'm sorry if this is off topic, if it is then let me know :( thanks for reading..

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2:22 am

I dont believe it... More women who hate hearing it. I dont even have periods, and if I get mad just once, my husband says...."honey are you actually having one?" I just wanna smack him. LOL Why do guys think we have to have our period to get mad?

current mood: relieved

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Monday, June 20th, 2005
10:36 pm - fucking... ouch!

Hi. I'm Kim. I'm new here.
Listen, my period was supposed to show up 3 days ago. There's no chance I'm pregnant. I've had PMS for the past week. THE PAST WEEK, PEOPLE!!!
Sorry, that all caps bit? That's part of it. I feel like a goddamned mutant. I'm cramping so badly that I've been walking around the house like a velociraptor. Headache, heartburn, nausea, an almost-sexual desire for chocolate and peanut butter, crying during the Iams commercial? Oh god, check. Check. Check. Check. Sniff... check. I want to throw things, and I never want to throw things. I'm at least four pounds heavier. But you know what my personal favorite is? The room-clearing flatuence. My boyfriend is ready to move out. I'm farting more than my dog. THIS SHIT HAS TO CEASE!!! I just want to buy some tampons, take some advil and get on with my life. And you know, stop farting.
Any of you ladies know a way to make things speed up a bit? I tried jogging but that just hurts my boobs. I also tried pilates, but I was seized by a sudden desire to strangle that skinny pilates bitch, with her "squeeze, squeeze" nonsense.
Also, a tip for those of you in New England: There's a soda called Moxie, which you can usually find at old fashioned grocery stores... you can also buy it on the internet. Some people claim that it tastes like rootbeer gone wrong, but a can of that stuff used to make my period show up within a few hours of consumption. Alas, I'm in the Midwest now and we're Moxie-less. Still, thought I'd throw out the tip.
Thank you for letting me bitch.

current mood: insane

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Saturday, June 11th, 2005
4:16 pm

Little bastard was a couple days early. BLAH. At least I was at home at the time.

It was doing so well with being *exactly* on schedule the past few months too. Damn :P

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Thursday, June 9th, 2005
4:54 pm - i hate the 2nd day of my period...


Day 2 (A poem)

Day 2,
I hate you
Why do you torment me so?
Whether up or down, the blood comes.
A crimson tide comes crashing in to the pillow of cotton we call a pad.

I hate you..
Day 2.

No matter how hard, my kegel muscles i tense
Your bloody fluids still commence.

DAMMIT day 2


You make me sore, my neck, my back
EWWWWWWWWWw just like that.

Uncomfy, irritable and achy ... you make me.

my bra and clothes go up a size, my temper is on the rise.


DAmn you STRAIGHT ta hELL day 2!


I wanna work out, I want to screw
but you shout ! "Blub blub blurrrrrb! Not for you!"
the heated stream, no that's not pee

its YOU!
DAY 2.

fuck off.

-- the end--

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Sunday, May 22nd, 2005
1:00 pm - PMS Sucks

Errr...I hurt so bad. I have the period from hell. I feel like crap warmed over and wish it would stop really really soon. I feel like throwing up and maybe it would quit. Errr I am gone to get some advil...

current mood: Cramping/PMSing

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Sunday, March 13th, 2005
11:12 pm - ...

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current mood: annoyed

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Thursday, March 3rd, 2005
12:03 am

finally came.
glad i can get these crappy feelings over with.

current mood: indifferent

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Tuesday, March 1st, 2005
12:55 am - *new*

Hey everyone, I'm Katie and I'm new here.

I found this community because I should be starting later today, and I am pms-ing hardcore.

Hope to talk to everyone later.

GRRRRRR to cramps!!

current mood: Crummy

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Sunday, February 27th, 2005
8:25 pm - #@%$#

I'm a day late now and SO damn crampy, feeling HUGE, hungry WAY too often, craving chocolate so damn often, and so moody. gggrr... I wish it would just come and get finished so I can stop suffering.

oh yeah, and this year is 10 years since it first began.
it seems like its been sooooo much longer :-/

current mood: uncomfortable

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Friday, February 25th, 2005
8:19 pm - Period came, and now I messed up on my shopping?

Do the cardboard applicator tampons hurt during insertion? are they dangerous?

I bought a box of those today without even realizing they were cardboard ugh.

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